ADULT CHOIR MEMBERS WANTED
Members Wanted: In soprano, alto, tenor and bass. No others need apply.
Physical Qualifications: Must be able to carry light musical notes part way across the church.
Experience: No applications accepted from persons who have not sung, hummed or whistled in the tub or shower at some time.
Beginning Wages: Guaranteed satisfaction and joy in the service of the Lord.
Fringe Benefits: Social Security—we promise you the security of fellowship with other fine members of the choir.
Retirement: After your voice reaches the place where it can hit two notes at once, you may sit in the congregation and listen to others use their God‑given talents.
For more information, contact Dr. Daniel Kroger, director (231-0671).